No mortal being could relax on a bed of legos….
It’s really not a good idea to slap any sort of food out of my hand…
an accurate depiction of my current run of luck…
(Source: new-age-conservative, via menotthatkindoforc)
For crap sake, keep Miley off your Christmas Tree!
If you’re searching for a job right now you can probably REALLY relate to this
This is actually pretty accurate. I’ve refrained from commenting since the messages are usually good but this is reality.
Yeah, that tracks. Sounds like #Government logic to me
And on a related note; what happens in #Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas…
Well this is accurate….
(Source: pipewrenchfight, via political-dissonance)
One of my daughters has a birthday coming up. I may have to try this…
Yep, that pretty well sums it up
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